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The fact is, I will probably always be single because my standards long ago exceeded my sexual market value, and I am just wholly unwilling to participate in the "hey beautiful wyd" culture that's been cultivated by these kinds of men.

No, I will not send you a pic.

I will not entertain you on FB messenger, giving thoughtful and lengthy replies to your 2-3 word, misspelled and presumptive messages that can't even aspire to a mud puddle's depth.

I will not skip over the "dating thing" just so you have the opportunity to jack off to a text message.

Stop being such a disappointment and grow up.

No, married men. I will not sleep with you.

I know what it feels like, as a wife, to see your entire reality shredding into bits when you find the texts between your husband and the woman who absolutely knew about his wife and kids.

It fundamentally changed who I am, and the result is my newfound ability to be indifferent to your plight.

FAFO.